05 May, 2008 | 11:05
"The Big Zee"
Poor man's Louis Cayer.
i.e Fitness coach
IT'S MY JOB TO...
..help Jamie train; get breakfast; be a verbal punchbag
IF I WASN'T DOING THIS...
I'd be missing out on all the fun, but with fewer grey hairs
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT...
I'm undefeated in singles against Jamie...
IN AN ARM WRESTLE I WOULD BEAT...
A twelve year old girl. Probably.
Indie Pop: Nada Smurf, The Shins, The New Pornographers, Teenage Fanclub, anything Jamie hasn't heard of...
FUNNIEST MEMBER OF THE TEAM?
Phil Reid and Max Mirnyi
CAREER HIGHLIGHT TO DATE?
Losing ten consecutive volley-to-volley matches against Jamie.
MY TOP TIP
Return down the line early doors...